Oh look, it's Cougar Cindy McCain and her Albino Dwarf, John McCain. He cannot go outside in the sun, because his species lives underground somewhere, in the Shire. Do we really want to have a "p...
Here's your Republican presidential nominee, John McCain, surprised by a new invention he's never seen -- either the camera or the elevator -- while Cougar Cindy prowls the back for pills. [AP Ph...