Chuck Norris Can Get A Man Pregnant [Major Endorsements]

Among the Norris Nuggets: A cobra once bit Chuck Norris on the leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men. When Chuck Norris breaks wind, it stays broken.

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